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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  There is no rhyme or reason to this silly voting - some is political but others just don't make sense.

  Oh dear for Britain.

  Let's ask Bucks Fizz to come back for next year!
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Yes Bubble noticed Terry's comment about Timmy Mallett - are you whispering into Terry's ear?
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  Diamonds, Are They a Scam?

  by Satanus in

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  watching the history channel on all the effort, expense and equipment that goes into mining them, cutting and polishing them, the above question occured to me.

  so, except for industrial uses, what is it about them?

  i mean, as far as looking at them, glass worth less than a nickel can look the same.

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  Excellent Minimus - Common sense!

  Diamonds are wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

  The diamond industry employs more people worldwide than the motor industry!

  The diamond industry in South Africa not only provides employment, but schools, roads, hospitals etc, in essence it supplies infrastructure.

  Diamonds always have a resale value - imitations do not.

  Yes the mark up is high, but if you are a retailer and have to hold a milliond pounds worth of stock and only turn it's value over once a year, it doesn't take Einstein to work out that you need a healthy profit margin.

  If everyone stopped buying diamonds the world will be a poorer place - every diamond is totally unique.

  Good on you Minimus, keep up the voice of reason.
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Only just realised that Cyprus aren't in it so apologies all round.

  Wondered why my wife Bubble (bubble and squeak - Greek, gedditt?) was not too interested, she was born here but her mum and dad are from Cyprus.

  Anyway, top three Sweden, Greece and Britian.

  Don't laugh when I get it spectacularly wrong - Terry Wogan has just said that he has never predicted the winner!
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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Anyway, that's the boring bit out of the way, the songs.

  Let the voting begin!

  Let's see Ireland give us very little and we will give them a lot more.

  Greece and Cyprus to swop loads of points, as will the Eastern bloc and the Scandinavians.

  We haven't got many friends in Europe so you better put your money somewhere else Crumpet.
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  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Moldova - left the best 'til last?

  Don't think so some how. Quite a nice looking girl though, trousers nice and low and a sort of Ciny Crawford lookalike (I said sort of!).

  Oh I think it's me beer goggles doing the talking.

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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Armenia - another song being sung in the native tongue!

  So far it's not bad, though a little slow.

  What is it with all the toilet paper getting stuck in that tree?

  Actually this song is getting very boring.

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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Turkey - apparently they are British belly dancers, dancing for Turkey!

  Singer has a weak voice but song is reasonably catchy.

  Think this may do quite well.

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  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Bulgaria - Indian chanting meets Eastern European mysticism.

  Also how not to apply make up.

  Don't think the world is going to be rocked by the influx of Bulgarian music that's for sure.

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  really important - Eurovision

  by Crumpet in

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  i need to come back to america asap!

  so here's my whacky plan.

  i just put some money on betfair on britain to win.

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  Romania - we've had dyke alert, now we have pikey alert!

  In my infinite wisdom of always being unable to predict the winner in Eurovision, I think I can safely say that Romania will not win!

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